I am too full of cake / cheese / salami to write anything substantial at the moment. You know how it is at Christmas. But I’ve been keeping these three puns in reserve for a day when I really ought to post anything, while lacking the momentum to actually do it.
First: one of those Lord of the Rings moments that would have arguably improved the scene if they’d actually done it.
Second: I’m not even going to explain this one, as you need to have read Wolf Hall to appreciate it, and if you haven’t, it won’t be funny even if I explain why.
And lastly: I know I’m not the first person to have thought of this, but it strikes me as very odd that more people haven’t done it.
Happy New Year. May all your camels be fertile.