You know what? I’m already regretting that title. It really only works written down.
Anyway, the next God Is In The House Detail installment will follow in a couple of days, but here’s a quick break from proceedings to deliver two bits of news. First, if you’ve not had enough of Zygons yet, I did a Silly Thing in Metro this week.
You can read the whole thing here. I’m not asking you to put it on Reddit or anything, but I am plugging this one to death, so in it goes.
In other news, Steven Moffat has announced at a Q&A that “Clara is gone and will never return.”
“I can only say,” he added, “that what will happen will shock, surprise and terrify. Strictly in that order.”
Yes, but rule one: Moffat lies. Or he changes his mind, which he’s allowed to do (unless you’re Ian Levine, apparently). More specifically he allows us to believe one thing for the sake of good press and then does his own thing; it’s all an elaborate game to him, and one that many fans apparently enjoy playing, although I can’t say I’m one of them.
Anyway, you don’t need to deconstruct this latest revelation, because I’ve done it for you.