By the time you read this, I’ll be somewhere in Warwickshire, probably trying to erect an awning and shouting at the kids. But you don’t want to hear about that, so here’s a largely text-free roundup of the week’s news.
First, there is an air of familiarity about the Game of Thrones finale, in which democracy was not quite ushered in.
Over on ITV, we take a sneak peek at Jeremy Kyle’s new gig.
The news that a familiar face is returning to Doctor Who series 12 is somewhat overshadowed by a leaked picture revealing Jodie Whittaker’s new hairstyle.
(There was another one of these doing the rounds. It is so much better than mine. I’m not linking to it, though, purely out of public shame.)
As the new trailer for Toy Story 4 drops, there are sightings of a countryside recreation of ‘Day of the Doctor’.
On the subject of transport, it’s not been a great week for Nigel Farage.
There is a certain double standard at work here. When it’s Farage, I don’t care. When it’s an ageing veteran in a suit standing outside a polling station I get uneasy, even if he does happen to be supporting the Brexit party. I’m all for exposing fascism but this really is the sort of thing that eradicates sympathy.
When it comes to Farage, of course, you wonder who’s doing the throwing.
“OK, here he comes. Drop ’em on three.”