I have a book to edit, so let’s keep it brief today, shall we?
In the British press, there is fallout from Donald Trump’s faux pas when meeting the Queen.
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Elsewhere, National Beard Day passes without incident, beyond a couple of paradoxes.
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In soaps, there is general panic in Holby City when John Gaskell seems about to regenerate.
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A leaked still revealing Matt Smith’s role in the new Star Wars film terrorises the internet.
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And the absence of any official confirmed Series 11 air date is clearly getting to some of the fans.
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And finally: I wanted to test out my new phone camera, and so I did a picture of the Twelfth Doctor and Peri exploring the undergrowth near an abandoned National Trust property, with Spider-Man, the Brigadier and two of the Lord of the Rings fellowship, unaware that they’re about to be attacked by a giant banana riding a space hopper.
You know. As you do.
Brian of Morbius 