“Or, as I know him, Jeff.”

Over dinner, Emily and I were discussing the logistics of Father Christmas’s December 24th operation with Thomas. We established that Santa is an ageless figure who has apparently lived for centuries, whose transport of choice is a flying craft that is presumably much bigger on the inside; that he is apparently capable of being in two places at once (as you can visit him in one grotto and then find him in another down the street two minutes later); and that he manages to deliver a multitude of toys on a single night, using what we can only surmise must be some kind of time travel.

You can see where this is going.

Matt in a Santa Hat

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