A while back I inadvertantly pulled the towel rail off the bathroom wall (and I pray our letting agent isn’t reading this). It was my own fault for sitting on it. Anyway, the metal handle has sat there unused for some time, until Sunday, when Thomas filled it with new meaning and purpose.
It still doesn’t do wood, but you can’t have everything.
* You really need to have seen ‘Silence in the Library’ to get this.