Out for a damp walk, and passing a big, security gated house out on the Ridgeway.
Me [conspiratorially]: Hey…d’you know who lives there?
Joshua: Who?
Me [whispering]: Mister Saxon.
Joshua [incredulous]: What, you mean the actor who plays Mister Saxon?
Me: …No, the real Mister Saxon.
Joshua: You mean there’s a man called Mister Saxon in the real world as well, then?
Me [giving up]: Yes, probably.
Brian of Morbius 