“So Daddy?”
“Yes?”
“Why did they have all those statues?”
“Well, it’s because you have to take care on the streets. Because the Angels…[ominous voice]…are everywhere.”
“Yes, but Daddy, they don’t look like the Weeping Angels, do they?”
“…No, they don’t.”
“They don’t have their faces covered. They’re not even angels.”
“Also true.”
“So why did they put them in?”
“Well, because they wanted to scare the kids.”
“That’s it?”
“That’s it. Didn’t work, did it?”
“No.”
Brian of Morbius 