Tuesday, January 11th 2011
“No wonder I can’t clean this wall properly. This isn’t pencil, it’s a crack.”
“Ah.”
“That’s funny, it seems to be glowing. I hope neither of our two children find this.”
“Two? Don’t you mean one?”
“What was that? Listen, I wanted to talk to you while we’re both here. We’ve been married six years now, and I really think it’s about time we thought about starting a family.”
“Well, we could always get a cat.”
Brian of Morbius 