If it’s not broken, for heaven’s sake don’t fix it

“Daddy, who’s that on the end there, next to Yoda?”
“That’s Anakin Skywalker.”
“Why does he look like that?”
“Well, that’s when he was a young man.”
“But why is he a young man?”
“Because that’s sort of when he died. He became Darth Vader when he turned to the dark side.”
“But why does he look like that?”
“…I don’t know, son. I really don’t.”